Paperboy

I would like to be a paper boy some day. It might be fun riding a bike with no training wheels on the highway some day and throwing out newspapers. If you have saved any newspapers give them straight to me, cause I'm ready. I would like to learn to be a paper boy.

I would like to be paid a thousand dollars a day...every day...so I want to start today. If you have any newspapers hand them right to me...I'm going to go out on the road.